Help A Girl Out! Are These Any Good?

Ok, for now I'm over my fave Vero Mango lollipops that our listeners so kindly helped me find awhile back. I've moved on to other 'mexican candy' because I love it all! Saw these interesting looking things the other day and at first I thought 'sweet something to smack Leo with when he makes me mad in the morning!' lol

Unfortunately, that is not it's intended use. These SLAPS paletas have piqued my interest. What are they? Are they sweet? Salty? Gummy? Hard? What the heck am I even talking about anymore? lol Oh yeah, help a girl out, are these any good so I can buy out the store I saw them at?