It's pretty much survival of the fittest among my friends. Normal friends compliment each other, encourage each other, and do nice things for each other on their birthdays...I do not have normal friends.


This is my pal Justin's ride. We thought he might appreciate seeing what it's baby's would look like if it had a one night stand with a baked potato. It only took 6 of us about 45 minutes to rig this up. Luckily his girlfriend Heidi was happy to keep him busy while we worked.  


While this seems like it wouldn't be that bad, I haven't told you the best part yet. Have you ever heard the term "It's whats on the inside that counts"? We'll no one ever accused my crew of being shallow. Boy was Justin in for a surprise.


The big surprise is, by the time he saw this, it was already evening and we had many many....many alcoholic beverages to immediately distract him. We made him agree that he was going on a breakfast run the next morning while he was nice and toasty the night before. What he didn't know is that we filled all his A/C vents with glitter and set it on Max A/C. By the time he got to the store for food, he looked like he'd been living in a strippers locker for the past 7 years.

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