Would You Consider This A Cup Of Coffee?

I'll take some coffee 6 sugars, heavy cream and easy on the coffee please! lol I did not realize that I did this until a coworker pointed it out and clowned me. I'm so not a coffee drinker but every now and them a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do for a pick me up in the morning, am I right? lol 

Basically I'm drinking cream and sugar most days. lol But I know I'm not alone! There are peeps out there like me that don't want the coffee taste, just a little boost of caffeine to start their day. How do you like your coffee?