Ok, I officially feel foolish. I think I read too many Goosebumps and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark books as a kid because I am truly afraid of 'things that go bump in the night.' I probably should have fallen asleep early at slumber parties instead of sitting around with a bunch of girls (who are not scared easily like I am) listening to their scary stories. 

So the other night I heard a strange noise in the middle of the night. It was like a soft growling noise coming from inside my bedroom. I didn't want to wake anyone else in the house so I just lay there hoping someone else would hear it and go investigate, because I was not about to move!

What if it was coming from under my bed and whatever it was grabbed me the second my foot touched the floor? I wouldn't even open my eyes because I was afraid to see some glowing eyes somewhere in the room and hell to the no on that one. So I lay there quietly listening, not moving an inch, the noise continued.

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Finally, I thought you know what, forget it, I'll reach for my phone, turn on the flashlight and whatever happens happens. As a grown woman, I was ready to be brave.

I quickly snagged my phone, pushed the flashlight button, and flashed the light but nothing was there except my doggy fast asleep in the corner...he looked so cozy and sweet. I lay there a little longer and thought whatever it was it would have presented itself by now and I had to work the next day so might as well try to fall back asleep.

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Right about that time, my better half wakes up and says to me, 'Gosh that dog snores loud!'

Wait what? Are you kidding me? That's a thing? Dogs snore like humans, like me? I couldn't believe I stayed awake for so long, afraid of the cucuy and it was my dang dog all along? I had never heard a dog snore in my entire life but since that incident, I hear it now. Often and loud. OMG do I feel like an idiot! I hope I at least made your day and gave you a good laugh at my expense.

Howl-O-Ween Dogs

Some of our favorite dogs from the Howl-O-Ween contest!

Gallery Credit: Michael Rock

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