Sleep Like a Jedi and No I Don’t Mean in Carbonite

Dorris, cancel all my appointments. The rebels need me, to sleep.

This is real life people! I can finally have the bed a man of my specific and refined taste requires. Imagine the pick up line possibilities!

"Ma'am, I believe you're definitely the Droid I'm looking for." "Take off your clothes and witness the power of this fully functional death star!"

I guess all I'm trying to say is, I'm a Jedi in the streets and a sigh in the sheets.