I'm Chris Brizzown, and I done messed up. Today is my B day and I told my wife Tawny she could throw me a super soft birthday party. Tawny is a DJ on our sister station 99.9 KBAT. What is a super soft birthday party you ask?

Those of you who already watch Letterkenny already know. Letterkenny is our favorite show by the way. It's on Hulu and you should watch it. So, a super soft birthday party is basically the birthday party that you would throw for a Disney princess. no, it isn't Disney themed. It is basically the adult equivalent of a 6 year old girl's birthday party theme. Unicorns, pink damn near everything, rainbows, cupcakes, etc. I forgot that when Tawny plans a party....SHE.PLANS.A.PARTY. I've also been informed that this is just my birthday now. Every year. Until I die. FML...