Gift Ideas For Moi For Christmas

I discovered the older I get, the easier it is to buy Christmas gifts for me. Gifts period really. I'm more practical in my 'old age.' lol I was out and about the other day and came across this....BACON IS LIFE! Even moreso, bacon made right is life. So THIS would be perfect for me if anyone is struggling with what to get me JS. 

And remember I have a birthday four days after Christmas too. Here's the thing, pots and pans, new dishes, a new toaster, those are the things I need at this point in my life because what I have, I've had for years. Anyone else get me? Do simple household items as gifts make you happy these days?