Vending Machine RAGE

So we all have been there. The VENDING MACHINE steals our money. It can ruin your day. I mean that's 75 cents I'll never get back! Worse, if you put a dollar bill in and get nothing in return. So what do we do next? We'll I'll confess I have kicked a vending machine or two and even have rocked a couple from side to side; especially if my candy bar is stuck on the verge of coming to me. Well a woman from South Carolina is facing a pair of felony charges after admitting she set fire to a soda machine that ate her money. We all would love to do that but c'mon that's way extreme and stupid. There's road rage and I guess now there's Vending Machine RAGE. She was arrested Monday, and in her first court appearance, she reportedly said, "I don't need a lawyer to lie for me, cause I'mma tell you I done it."