Most people who bet, usually use money as payment. Not me and my friends. Money means nothing compared to getting to see your best friends soul slowly slip away and watch that twinkle in his eyes dwindle into nothingness. Nothing does that like a healthy dose of humiliation.

My friends and I have agreed to start taking random bets in daily life that will result in the loser suffering a hard blow to his pride. For example, a friend is about to throw a beer can in the trash and you bet him he won't make it and if he doesn't he has to eat an entire meal at IHOP wearing nothing but a speedo. Think there's never anything to do here? Guess what? Your life just got a lot more interesting. . . No need to thank me. I'm no hero. Just a man in a constant battle against boredom.