I have an Impostor?

I was out at The Beer Garden last night singing karaoke to the best of my ability. In other words, just be glad you weren't there. My friends and I were having a great time and laughing at each other when someone over heard me mention something about the radio or working for B93 and decided to inform everyone in the area that I was not in fact Chris Brizzown from B93. According to him, Chris Brizzown was a short Mexican dude and he went on to inform me that I was in fact not Mexican. This came as a bit of a shock to me because up until that point, I was almost 100% sure that I was totally me. I mean, I had a few drinks but I can't even remember the last time I was so drunk I wasn't me.

Do you know what this means? I MADE THE BIG TIME! If someone thinks I'm cool enough that I'm worth impersonating in order to pick up chicks and make friends, then I'm one hell of a lot more cool than I thought I was. I'm fairly certain that being me is a total turn off to women lol.