I went to lunch at home today and made myself a sammich because I'm a strong independent man and I don't need no woman to provide for me! I never really realized how funny it is that we're using this to write our grocery list on. It's magnetic. What the hell else did they expect it to be used for? I'm still not sure why I laughed so hard at this but it's still funny to me. It's almost like I had every intention of having big dreams and somewhere along the way I compromised to the point that now I'll settle for some sandwich bags and a can opener. That's just how I roll I guess. COME AT ME BRUH! . . . I mean, unless you had something better to do.

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