I never needed to wear glasses before. 33 long years of perfect eye sight then BAM! I got smacked right upside the head with the old people stick. I guess it serves me right though. I used to always brag about how I could take an eye test and see 2 or 3 lines past where I was supposed to be able to see and my two sisters, my dad, my mom, and my step mom would all just stare at me in disgust. I'm pretty sure my eye sisght was so good I could even see John Cena. . . Crazy I know.

On a side note: I apologize for the molestache (creepy lame mustache). My lady love informs me that I'm dressing up for something that requires it for Halloween.