Lame Break-Up Excuses

After a few months of dating, Kat Von D and Deadmau5 have split. He reportedly gave her the infamous break-up line, 'you deserve better...' only after allegedly cheating with actress Chelsea Kane.

I thought celebs didn't deal with these lame excuses for breaking up, boy was I wrong. What are some lame excuses you gave or have been given to break-up with someone? A few came to mind as I read about poor Kat....

1.)it's not you, it's me...

2.)I love you, but I'm not 'in love with you...'

3.)I see you more as a friend...

4.)I need time to think about what I want...

5.)We're not compatible.....

Wow! Heard them all haven't we? I'm sure you've heard some lame stuff, add to the list....