Perhaps it's just me, but it really seems like everyone and their cousin is having babies lately. Don't get me wrong, congrats to all the expecting couples out there, BUT WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK (Insert Name of Non-Alcoholic Beverage Here) AND DO STUPID THINGS WITH NOW? Last weekend it was watching the fight then shooting water balloons at each other. Friendly heads up: Those water balloon sling shots don't play. . . especially from 10 feet away.

Do you know anyone expecting a kiddo? If so tell them that Brizzown said congratulations and should they want to have a (Insert Name of Non-Alcoholic Beverage Here) after the arrival of their tiny bundle of joy, hit a brotha up. As of right now, selections of going out buddies are getting more and more slim. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I wanna do hoodrat things with my hoodrat friends.