Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Chris Brown Pleads Not Guilty in Hit and Run Case
Chris Brown pleaded not guilty yesterday (July 23) to the hit and run case that caused his probation -- in conjunction with his 2009 attack on then-girlfriend Rihanna -- to be revoked.
That Creepy Guy Won the ‘Meet Taylor Swift’ Contest – So the Radio Station Canceled It
A radio station in Boston recently held a contest wherein the winner would get to meet Taylor Swift, but when a 39-year-old man won after a friend enlisted the help of the internet, the station pulled the plug. Maybe because the dude had expressed great interest in smelling T-Swizzle's hair.
Prince William + Kate Middleton Welcome Their Royal Baby
Hear ye, hear ye! On this day, July 22, Prince William and yon wife Kate Middleton have successfully created the third successor in line for the British throne: a (still unnamed) baby boy.
That's right, kids. The royal bun has officially exited the royal oven. And Kanye had nothing to do with it.
Beyonce Lays Hands + Gives a Fan Religion [VIDEO]
We knew Beyonce could sing and dance, but we didn't know that she could exorcise demons out of people like a bible belt preacher. Which is pretty much what it looks like she did at a recent concert.
Internet Rigs Contest to Help ‘Creepy’ Dude Fulfill Dream of Smelling Taylor Swift’s Hair
In a move unsurprisingly orchestrated by internet denizens, a 39-year-old man is well on his way to winning a contest in which he'd get to meet Taylor Swift -- and smell her hair.
Yeah, that sounds about right. Because internet.
Josh Duhamel Revealed the Gender of the Baby He’s Having With Wife Fergie [VIDEO]
Actor Josh Duhamel, husband of pregnant pop star Fergie, was on 'Live! With Kelly and Michael' today (July 17) and revealed the sex of their baby in a rather unorthodox way -- co-host Kelly Ripa held up blue and pink onesies, and Josh had to pick one.
Chris Brown Finally Covered Up Those Weird Graffiti Monsters on His House
After frightening children and getting complaints from his neighbors, Chris Brown finally decided to paint over those monsters he graffitied onto the gates of his home.
But he wants you to know it was his decision and his decision alone and it had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that the city of Los Angeles was probably going to make him cover them up anyway.
Charlie Sheen Went to Scotland to Hunt Down the Loch Ness Monster (No, Really)
Charlie Sheen has done some crazy things in his time, but taking a private jet to Scotland for 24 hours to locate the Loch Ness Monster would have to at least rank in the top five. Even for him.
Just a Few Keystrokes Will Cover Vogue UK’s Website With Dinosaurs Wearing Fancy Hats
Does the weekend seem miles away? Need some Velociraptors in fabulous hats to turn that frown upside down? Man, are you in luck.
Someone we don't know but already love tweaked Vogue's UK website, and now, with a simple code -- one you may remember from playing 'Contra' on NES -- you can cover the page in dinosaurs. Fashion forward dinos, of course.
Katy Perry Wins Suit Against Hair Company That Dropped Her for Being Unpopular
You may recall that multi-hued hair chameleon and singer Katy Perry was recently embroiled in a lawsuit with the company ghd (Good Hair Day), which dropped her contract because she's supposedly just not that popular anymore.
Katy sued -- and now we know she won.