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This Fork Knows How to Party
This Fork Knows How to Party
This Fork Knows How to Party
I was given this fork today from Swenson's. They have THE BEST chef salad on the planet. The best part is, they have actual Italian dressing. I can't even begin to tell you how angry it makes me when I ask for Italian dressing somewhere and they reply, "We have vinaigrette", as if that's the same thing...