Infomercial FAIL- ‘Comfort Wipe’

Time for another Infomercial FAIL. What's crazy is that these are all real products that people tried to sell. This one is a classic, the 'Get A Grip' Comfort Wipe. That's right, you no longer have to touch the toilet paper while you wipe yourself. You heard right. You now can use an 18 inch 'toilet bowl cleaning looking thing'. And if for some reason you can reach your 'area' then here is the answer. I'm sorry, but if I try one of these I'm making more of a mess than ever. And how do you sanitize this thing for the next usage. And, do you have to have one for each member of the family? I wonder how many of these things they sold?