Ok so anyone who has small children in the home or someone who gets up in the middle of the night to go potty, I've found the perfect thing for you! lol Let's be real, this is any household. It's been a minute since I went down the toilet seat aisle at the home improvement store, but I did recently and found this gem...

a toilet seat that #1 doesn't slam when the lid is closed, I tried it several times, it closes by itself very gently and if that's not enough, it lights up! Who knew this was a thing for toilets? And as you can see, they say it's available in several different colors! Purple please. Seriously, what will they come up with next....toilets that clean your behind with water? Geez. lol