Help! I’m outnumbered

I think I have made  it clear time and time again that in my household I am outnumbered. 3 to 1. So not fair! Especially when you consider that I am surrounded by stinky boys, 1 of those a teenager. Why is it that men feel the need to be so, as I call it.....disgusting? In case you don't have boys in your household, let me give you an idea of how it is.

1.why is it necessary to make a contest out of passing gas? To my knowledge, no one in   the world has won an obscene amount of money for passing the most gas. Just sayin'....

2.snot rockets! Who started this and why? I guarantee I will never shake the guys hand that thought it would be a great idea to do this, especially in the shower!

3. belching.....wow, even better at the dinner table. And FYI, I definitely think my 5 yr. old can beat the pants off of any adult in this category!

4.Dirty laundry...must I put a laundry basket in every corner of the house because it's just too difficult to actually put the dirty clothes in the laundry ROOM? Instead I'm constantly digging 2 or 3 week old dirty socks out from behind the bed and in closets. So, that's where the smell is coming from.....?

Mind you, I am so NOT complaining. I am merely letting all the momma's out there with boys know that I feel ya! Honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way. My life would actually be boring without having to clean up after these smelly guys.