You may think it's hard attempting to find shoes that fit well and are comfortable, but your struggles probably aren't anywhere close to those of Tanya Herbert, who has broken the Guinness World Record for "largest feet on a living female"...
Ugggghhh! Are you kidding me right now? Since the 80's I have always wanted to master the Rubik's Cube and this fool does it in 5 seconds AND sets a world record! Can I call on him to he teach me?