Well today is the big day, the solar eclipse will be crossing over parts of Texas and many have their glasses ready to go. Turns out, you might not want to stare at the sun if you bought them from Amazon.
No, it is not because the aliens that are planning to take over our planet will be jamming up the systems so there's no way we can call for help when they arrive during the solar eclipse. (Well, at least we've not officially heard that being confirmed. Yes, I'm kidding for Pete's sake.)
Besides, if aliens were going to be invading our entire planet, who on earth would we call for help anyway?