I'm a jerk

Who Wants A Million Dollars!
Who Wants A Million Dollars!
Who Wants A Million Dollars!
Yeah me too bruh. That would totes be awesome huh! Here's the part where you're gonna be all mad at me and such...I don't have a million dollars. I'm just kind of a jerk and wanted to waste like 20 seconds of your day. Those seconds are mines now...