Beating

Mom's Weapon of Choice?
Mom's Weapon of Choice?
Mom's Weapon of Choice?
My friend Marcus asked this on Facebook yesterday and it got me to thinking. I dunno about you guys but my mom didn't run off to get a proper beating item when I messed up. She either had something she kept readily available or she grabbed the closest thing she saw that looked like it could be swung at someone at a fast rate of speed...