What would you do if you got written up at work for farting?  Really? In trouble for passing gas.

This happen to a federal employee who works for the Social Security Adinstration. He supposedly passed gas 60 different times before his boss wrote him up.

You can write me up for being late, for stealing work stuff or even for yelling back at you, BUT for farting? Let me at least have that option. LOL

The employee admitted to farting and even tried to help the situation by taking pills for it. Upper management has since thrown the write up away. No word on whether FARTING FRED is still employed.