Because....pizza! I had no clue what I've been wishing for for so long is already a thing. The folks of Stupidiotic have created a Portable Pizza Pouch. For those times that you know at some point you are going to want a slice of pizza during the day.

The Portable Pizza Pouch is a triangular ziplock bag on a string that stores a slice of pizza to wear around your neck. Or as they put it, it 'stores your backup slice.' I say it has a couple of great uses, say if you eat your slice of pizza, why not throw your money,  maybe license and credit card in there and boom this thing serves another purpose!