What’s Your Favorite Shirt?

Most people would guess that one of my many crazy cat lady shirts is my favorite but nope. The thing I love most about this shirt is it's complete simplicity, but amazing ability to make people slightly uncomfortable, but not uncomfortable enough to actually say anything. It's slightly offensive but you can't quite put your finger on why it's offensive. Old people especially hate it and just give slightly dirty looks as if they just watched me sacrifice a kitten to a goblin or something. Why would ANYONE do that. . . when they taste so good with honey mustard. . .I kid, I kid. . . or do I? What's your favorite shirt? Is it something crazy that gets a reaction from people or is it just that one shirt that fits you just right?