What Would You Do?

My friend Sarah was taking out the trash today minding her own business when she opened the dumpster to throw the trash and this was staring back at her. Now, I don't know about you, but I would have first said a bad word, second did the bad word in my pants, and third shot off in a cloud of dust and been 3 miles down the alley way before it would have even occurred to me that it was just a mask.

Maybe I'm just a scaredey cat? What do you guys think you would have done had something like this caught you by complete surprise? No cheating lol. We are all friends here. This is a no judgement zone.