Now I know what you're thinking . . . Metro Cowboy, but no. All our American Horror Story: Hotel fans are losing their minds right now though lol. Basically, I was just an accessory to my lady love's costume. I don't watch American Horror Story, but apparently I am the serial killer played by Evan Peters in the series and she is the vampire lady person who apparently chills in a silk bath robe and does things and such. Full disclosure, I have no idea who either of these people are. All I know is she was smiling and I was allotted a keg for the party we hosted. Fun Times.

Nuff said.