Ok, now I've heard it all. A few days ago, a friend of mine called in sick to work because she had an 'out-of-control' pimple. No lie!

When I saw her I didn't even notice but as the day went on, it got worse to the point that it looked like she had a black eye. lol So, she stayed home.

What is the craziest calling in sick to work excuse you've heard of?