vampire

Plain. Pure. Simple.

Now I know what you're thinking . . . Metro Cowboy, but no. All our American Horror Story: Hotel fans are losing their minds right now though lol. Basically, I was just an accessory to my lady love's costume. I don't watch American Horror Story, but apparently I am the serial killer played by Evan Peters in the series and she is the vampire lady person who apparently chills in a silk bath robe and

SAVE DRACULA! In all seriousness, this is a real issue in the 432. You never know when you or a loved one could need a blood transfusion for any reason. Not to mention, it's a good way to make a little extra cash. I'm not ashamed to admit that back in the day when I was 21, I would hit up the blood bank like twice a week for beer money...