Are you moving to Texas soon? Have you been thinking about it? I'll be the first to stand up and shout that I love my state! Texas is the greatest state in the Union, of that, I have no doubt. There can be challenges living here though, for instance, there are a lot of critters that will try to kill you and then consume you here.
Soooo this is a spider bite. Anyone who knows me, knows I HAAAATE spiders. I'm pretty sure I gots the Spyd-uh-beetus!
I did that thing they say you should do when you think you've been viciously attacked by a ferocious death harvesting spider, and that's make funeral plans...