flies

OH SNAP THEY SPITTIN DAT TROOF!! I hate flies with a purple passion. Those disgusting annoying little spawn of Satan. I was once completely out smarted by a fly and the end result was me on the ground wincing in pain and cursing like a sailor. After that day I swore that I would decimate all of that fly’s children from the earth. Unfortunately they all look the same to me so I have to kill them al

Time for another edition of STUPID 91 CALLS! This time it's because of flies. Yep, The guys name is Norm Clausen, and he lives in Pensacola, Florida.  He tells the dispatcher he's not a "fruitcake." He may not be a "fruitcake" but maybe he has old fruitcake laying around his house and that's why the flies are all over him...