Stupid Cat!

I've always heard horror stories about cats and holiday decorations. Personally, I never had a problem. . .Until Kih Kih. This little bundle of Satan incarnate started out cute enough. My son found her on the side of the road this summer while walking home from the pool. It just so happened that it was my girlfriend's birthday and Kih Kih was to become her birthday present. She was too small to be taken from her mother and you know girls and tiny animals. The second my girl saw her is was over. Now we harbor what I'm sure is the second coming of Satan. I would try to get rid of her but I'm pretty sure you need an exorcist for that sort of thing and as evil as she is, I'm pretty sure it would just piss her off.