Star Wars Based Yo Mamma Jokes

I saw a post on Facebook today that had me rolling. It was Harry Potter based Yo Mamma Jokes. I had everyone at the station rolling while I read them off and thought to myself, I bet there's an even better movie series to generate awesome jokes about people's mothers.

Fine people of the 432, I am here today asking for your help. I need you to come up with some awesome Star Wars based Yo Mamma Jokes so I can come in tomorrow and make Leo pee himself laughing. We all know how big of a Star Wars Fan Leo is and I'm betting he would love to see what the 432 can come up with.

Here's a few I came up with to help get you started.

Yo mamma so fat, Obi Wan was actually pointing at her when he said, "Thats no moon!"

Yo mamma so fat a tauntaun cut her open and slept inside of her to keep warm.

Yo mamma so hairy she speaks fluent Wookie

Yo mamma so ugly she dipped herself in gold, put bolts in her neck, rolled up on a storm trooper check point and the guard gagged and said "These are definitely not the droids we're looking for