Pretty Sure I’m Gonna Die

Soooo this is a spider bite. Anyone who knows me, knows I HAAAATE spiders. I'm pretty sure I gots the Spyd-uh-beetus!

I did that thing they say you should do when you think you've been viciously attacked by a ferocious death harvesting spider, and that's make funeral plans. Pretty sure this is the end for me guys. I just don't see a way out of this one. I've never even seen Paris...not that I've ever wanted to see Paris. I've never even seen Amsterdam, or Colorado, or Oregon!!! Well, I've seen 2 out of 3 of those but not since they made....Never mind.

Anyway, I really do hate spiders and the thought that one chomped on my arm while I slept just creeps me straight TF out. Not cool bruh! Not cool at all! I heard Antarctica is the only continent without spiders and I'm seriously thinking about moving there at this point.