Papercut anyone?

Can I say the worst possible thing that could happen to me today did??? (maybe I'm over-exaggerating just a tiny bit) I got a PAPER CUT! Ouch! Flipping through a wall calendar at work, I turned one of the pages and rip! &*#$@? That's exactly what I said when it happened! This wasn't even a tiny cut, it was pretty deep and on my pinky on top of that. Unfortunately no one offered to take me to ER and Leo didn't think a splint was necessary so I just have to deal. Imagine searching through YouTube the number of videos I found where people do this for fun? Including the guys from the Jackass movies. No thank you!