Okay here's the next viral internet star. And, all I can say is "Chop Him, Chop Him, Chop Him"!

Her name is Cheryl Nibley and she owns a 12 inch machete named 'Rufus"! And, she is cray cray. So what happens when you break into her house? You guessed it, you get to meet Rufus!

Love her alrerady and yes she needs someone to AUTUTUNE her story!

CHOP HIM, CHOP HIM, CHOP HIM!