It's no big secret that I don't eat meat. It's been mentioned several times on Leo and Rebecca. While I don't care to rub my vegetarianism in anyone's face like many people expect most vegetarians to do, I had to share this with you guys. Warning, there is very strong language in this video. . .but it's hilarious.

I think the first question anyone asks me when they find out I'm vegetarian is, "What do you eat?" The truth is, I ate steak 2 or 3 times a week before I decided to only eat veggies. As strange as it sounds, my diet really didn't change as much as you would think. I still eat pizza, burritos, eggs, and even burgers. Yes, the burgers are made of different type of patty but I learned really fast that veggie burgers actually have more flavor than beef. Without the plants we use to season meat, it really doesn't have a whole lot of flavor by itself. Believe it or not, most of what you taste in your food isn't meat at all. It's spices which are all plant based.

This is quite possibly the most thug cookbook of all time. Yes it is 100% real and you can order it online. I actually own it myself. Thank you mom for deciding that this was the perfect cookbook for a fly ass gangsta G thug home skillet such as myself. I'm sure our listeners have picked up on my thug lifestyle from listening to how incredibly street I am on the air. (sarcasm very much implied)

Enjoy and I dare you not to laugh.