I'm pretty sure my dad found a chupacabra on one of his hunting cams. If you look at this picture above, you can see what one actually looks like and judge for yourself. By the way, yes, they have actually named a creature Chupacabra now so it's 100% a real thing. Basically, it's half coyote, half dog, and 100% ugly as all hell. I mean, look at the thing. It basically looks like an anorexic hyena with mange and an overbite. Ole dude is so ugly, he walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application. We finally found the dog so ugly, he shaved his butt and learned to walk backwards.

Tell me that's not the same damn thing! He laughed at me as did the rest of my family but I watched enough X-Files as a kid to know the truth is out there and I believe. Some people think it's a wild pig but there are no pigs on my dads land. It's EL CHUPACABRA!