Do You Do Any Of These Weird Things? I'm Guilty Of 1-10!

As I'm perusing through one of my favorite websites, I come across this hilarious list! Scrolling through I discover I am guilty of several of these. Is there a hidden camera following me around daily because after reading this list that's what it feels like.

1
Continually check the fridge to see if any food has magically appeared.
Ryan McVay
Ryan McVay
2
Pull out your phone to check the time, only to realize you have to do it again because you forgot to look at the clock.
ponsulak.
ponsulak.
3
Have a full-on conversations with yourself.
Fuse
Fuse
4
Asking “what?” even though you heard what the person said.
George Doyle
George Doyle
5
Start reading the menu from the middle.
Radist
Radist
6
After making a typing mistake, you delete the entire sentence and start over, instead of simply using backspace.
Ingram Publishing
Ingram Publishing
7
Suddenly forgetting how to type because somebody is now watching you.
Evgeny Kan
Evgeny Kan
8
Immediately read an email right after you sent it, even though you already proofread it, like, 50 times.
Turhan Erbas
Turhan Erbas
9
Saying “yes” when someone asks you if you’ve seen/heard something, even though you haven’t.
Scott Griessel
Scott Griessel
10
Saying “OW!” when you’re not actually hurt, like when someone fake punches you or you accidentally hit something.
badmanproduction
badmanproduction