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Brizzown’s Shirt of the Week
Yes that's right folks. The one and the only....Tell ya what. If she doesn't know who this is, then she's too young for you bro. Tell her to go take a hike in the happy trees. If you have friends who don't know who Bob Ross is, just go ahead and send em packin' because you d…
Free B Day Burrito?
Duuuuude! Jumburrito is my jam! I've always been a fan but I never realized that if you have a rewards card with them, you get a birthday burrito on the house. Smothered stew meat with avocado, here I come.
By the way, if you're a Jumburrito employee and you happen to be reading this, don't judge me …
Brizzown’s Shirt of the Week
Don't just glance at this shirt thinking I'm reppin' a classic rock band from the 70's. 1870's maybe. This may possibly the ultimate nerd shirt. To understand why this shirt is clever, you must first know your history. I'm not even talking school taught American History…
Pretty Sure I’m Gonna Die
Soooo this is a spider bite. Anyone who knows me, knows I HAAAATE spiders. I'm pretty sure I gots the Spyd-uh-beetus!
I did that thing they say you should do when you think you've been viciously attacked by a ferocious death harvesting spider, and that's make funeral plans...
Least Favorite Back in the Day Jam
As you guys know, B93 hooks you up with a full day of back in the day jams every Friday. 99.99999999999% of what we hear is positive. You guys love Back in the Day Friday as much as we do. However, there's no way you like every single song that gets played...
Ideas for Couples Fun in Midland
I need your assistance. I wanna do something really cool with my better half this weekend but I'm really having a hard time thinking of something that isn't just same ole dame ole. I'm sure you guys can help. Out of all of our listeners, I'm betting that at least a few of you hav…
Tax Free Weekend
I've personally always wondered what the big deal about tax free weekend is. Technically it's just 8% off of the regular price yet people go insane over it. Here's a little secret I've learned from years in sales before I was in radio. The weekend before and the weekend after tax…
The Thirst is Real
Ladies, lets give these thirsty ass dudes on social media something to drink. As a guy, it's flat out insulting how pathetically desperate guys tend to be on social media. Luckily ladies, I know how to put a stop to it. Now, if you're constantly posting photos of yourself that are obviousl…
Favorite Urban Dictionary Definition
In this day and age there are far too many urban phrases, slang terms, and hidden meanings to keep up with. Luckily, there is a way to keep up with all the terms you've always wanted, and never wanted to know.
The Urban Dictionary has been around for years now, and I'll be the first to say …
Brizzown’s Shirt of the Week.
Leo pointed out to me that I have quite an extensive collection of strange, funny, or dumb shirts and suggested that I do a weekly blog until I run out of shirts. To which I said, "Challenge Accepted". I got this shirt last weekend at Kohl's which actually kind of odd for  me because most …

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