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Crazy Fast Breakfast Burritos
I'm not sure how long this place has been in Odessa, but I just found out about them late last week. Location wise they're perfect because they're just off of 191 on Billy Hext Rd. That's right on my way to work in the morning. Our receptionist Cyan was munching on this giant bur…
Best Steaks in the 432
Ok fellas, this one is for you. It's no secret that almost all of us love to cook on the grill. However, some of us are more gifted on the back yard mushroom cloud than others. If you guys were wondering where to get THE best steaks in the 432, look no further...
Brizzown’s Shirt of the Week
What you know bout that Muppet life? You ain't representin'. You ain't keeping it real. I kinda feel like Muppets VS Sesame Street is kind of the rivalry that prepared us for East Coast VS West Coast later on in life. Personally, if I had to choose between the two, I gotta go Muppets …
Drunk Hunt?
Sometimes you have a co-worker who just gets it. This my friends is NOT just a regular game of Duck Hunt. If you look closer you'll see it doesn't actually say "Duck Hunt" at all. This my fine friends, is a whiskey flask. It was given to my for my birthday from a co-worke…
Brizzown on Sarahah
Personally, I think this is kind of a dumb idea. This first thing I thought was "why in the world would anyone want to let someone just anonymously completely trash them, because that's definitely what's going to happen here". However, my second thought was, "I t…
Brizzown’s Shirt of the Week
Yes that's right folks. The one and the only....Tell ya what. If she doesn't know who this is, then she's too young for you bro. Tell her to go take a hike in the happy trees. If you have friends who don't know who Bob Ross is, just go ahead and send em packin' because you d…
Free B Day Burrito?
Duuuuude! Jumburrito is my jam! I've always been a fan but I never realized that if you have a rewards card with them, you get a birthday burrito on the house. Smothered stew meat with avocado, here I come.
By the way, if you're a Jumburrito employee and you happen to be reading this, don't judge me …
Brizzown’s Shirt of the Week
Don't just glance at this shirt thinking I'm reppin' a classic rock band from the 70's. 1870's maybe. This may possibly the ultimate nerd shirt. To understand why this shirt is clever, you must first know your history. I'm not even talking school taught American History…
Pretty Sure I’m Gonna Die
Soooo this is a spider bite. Anyone who knows me, knows I HAAAATE spiders. I'm pretty sure I gots the Spyd-uh-beetus!
I did that thing they say you should do when you think you've been viciously attacked by a ferocious death harvesting spider, and that's make funeral plans...

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