Brizzown’s Shirt of the Week
It’s amazing what you find on the internet, which is where I shop for most of my shirts.
Never have truer words been spoken than the words on this very shirt. It reminds me of something my one armed Uncle Ted said right before jumping into the crocodile cage at the Fort Worth Zoo. Uncle T didn’t play…then again, neither did the crocodile. The funny thing is, that’s not even how be became “One Armed Uncle Ted”. However, that story is way too graphic to tell where small children may be reading it. Let’s just say Atlantic City, ping pong, whipped cream, and piano wire don’t mix kids. I could give you a million guesses and you’d never be able to put together how they all tied into someone losing a limb but that’s neither here nor there.
I got the shirt online at Donkey T’s online. It’s awesome. That’s all you need to know.