Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak
Lady Gaga’s Album Sales Soar Following Super Bowl Performance
Lady Gaga's stellar Super Bowl 2017 performance not only earned the "Perfect Illusion" singer new fans, but it also resulted in a significant increase in record and album sales.
Kylie Jenner Denies Requesting Darker Skin Tone for Madame Tussauds Wax Figure
'I'm not trying to make my wax figure darker than I am, you f---king idiots.'
Camila Cabello Explains Decision to Quit Fifth Harmony in First Solo Interview
"...I just followed my heart and here I am.”
Sia’s ‘Move Your Body’ Video Explores The Fictional Origin Story of Her Two-Toned Wig
Sia's lyric video for current single "Move Your Body" is an '80s-themed throwback.
Charli XCX Wishes She’d Kept Selena Gomez Track ‘Same Old Love’
"...once I’d heard Selena sing it – and she sounded so great – I was like, ‘Oh my god, I want this song for myself.’"
Beyonce Stress Eats Cheetos Just Like the Rest of Us, Says Bruno Mars
"Then the day before, we're watching playback backstage, and she's eating a bag of Cheetos."
‘Uptown Funk’ Goes Diamond, Is Only 13th Song in History to Do So
If you ever doubted the staying power of 'Uptown Funk,' the track's official sales numbers are here to prove your assessment woefully misguided.
Justin Bieber Begs Fans to Be Quiet, Their Screams Further Intensify
His pleas for quiet were continually drowned out by overzealous fans who must not need air to breathe.
Burke Ramsey Sues Pathologist Over Allegations He Killed Sister JonBenet
Burke Ramsey is suing Dr. Werner Spitz for defamation, following allegations made on CBS' docuseries that Burke may have killed JonBenet.
Kim Kardashian Concierge Defends Calm Demeanor During Robbery Via Open Letter
"...calm is the only way to stay alive," he wrote.